Tennessee Kisser

During a threesome, the man puts his balls in one girls mouth and then the second girl slaps the ball sucker in the face as hard as she can. This results in the ball sac being stretched through the teeth and tightening around the balls, which can't escape the mouth because of the teeth. The sensation is painful and sickening if sober, but while incredibly drunk and horny it's fuckin awesome. Also makes great pictures.

Matt was so drunk and horny last night he forced his mom and his sister to give him a Tennessee Kisser... but I don't know if that's why he didn't show up to work today Boss.

by Korvyn July 20, 2006

tennessee chug

Getting alcohol poured into your ass

You lose, you'll have to Tennessee chug an entire 12 pack

by itsmeAlee June 8, 2017

Tennessee triangle

A position where you have to picture a 69- with a threesome, of course. Can be done with two guys and one girl, two girls and one guy, three guys, or three girls. The result is a magnificent triangle, though there's little known about how it came from Tennessee.

Tara and Sara argued over who would get eaten by Justin in their Tennessee triangle.

by Cheesy and dangerous. October 11, 2014

Tennessee drive by

When you give a midday blowjob to your boyfriend for the purpose of videoing it for another person. Bonus points for living in Arkansas.

Man:”Time for a Tennessee Drive by.”
Her:”who should we send it to this time?”

by Kylie islander April 9, 2022

Tennessee reloader

After you have inserted your dip into your partner’s ass while performing a Tennessee muzzle loader, upon completion you remove the dip and re-insert it into your mouth

That Tennessee reloader sure has a kick

by Millertime_1985! October 19, 2017

tennessee blizzard

A light snow with little to no accumulation that causes irrational panic and the near-total shutdown of municipal infrastructure (including closing schools). Tennessee Blizzards often result in grocery stores completely selling out of milk and bread, and can result in death, destruction, brush-fires, and binge-drinking.

The forecast is calling for 0.00027 inches of snow. We'd better get to the grocery store and buy 47 loaves of bread and 12 gallons of milk... it's going to be a Tennessee Blizzard.

by Teabagus Maximus February 8, 2020

Tennessee Sneezer

Tennessee Sneezer :

A meth huffing trailer park Diva.

Dude 1:

I was trouncing the tradesman's entrance of a Tennessee Sneezer when, she gripple locked my porn piston in a blood farting death grip.

Dude 2:
Your sick

by Jimmy Herndon October 23, 2011