tell it to your blog

This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.

Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.

Arthur: Tell it to your blog

Jessica: What's that mean?

Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).

by teddyrux August 7, 2006

Filthy William Tell

A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.

He nearly blinded her for life while attempting the Filthy William Tell.

by Conor the Bold February 11, 2009

Tell me why

Meant to emphasize how ridiculous a certain situation is. Put in front of a statement. It is never taken as a question, therefore, is never answered.

"Tell me why it was sunny this morning and now it's raining."

"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."

by Carbutt April 2, 2007

Tell me more

When someone say something stupid or simple. It's used to annoy people by asking them to tell you more when the statement is final.

Leetal - You're so lame
Johnny - Yah? Tell me more.
Leetal - ..... your lame
johnny - Yah? Tell me more.

by DownSyndromeXXX September 30, 2011

please tell me!

What a girl says when she wants you to tell her what you were going to say. This girl usually likes you, in all situations, and is desperate to talk to you. A "please tell me" can usually be started intentionally for fun.

Guy: Hey... i have to tell u something. important.
Girl: Um.. okay?
Guy: be ready.. its really bad
Girl: OK!
Guy: ... nvm
Girl: No tell me joe
Guy: no
Girl: plzzz tell me!
Guy: no..
Girl: Please tell me!
guy: i was jk... i never had to say anything lmao
girl: wtf stop trying to lie!
guy: Blocked.

by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaA Joe December 21, 2008

you tell me

Expression of strong agreement.

Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.

Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.

by Mr. Andrews McCurdle January 12, 2010

tell me a story

Ok. Let me think of one. It might be a sad one though. Just warning you.

A guy and a girl sit in the same class, but far away from each other. The girl looks at the guy once in a while because she still feels an emotional attachment for him. She doesn't know if the guy has any feelings for her anymore but still hopes they could be together. The guy has told the girl his reason for breaking up, but the girl is dissatisfied with his answer. So she created a new identity. An identity that would get the truth out of the guy. This new identity would follow the guys youtube channel. I will continue this story in "tell me a story 2".

"Tell me a story, sis" said the girl on the top bunk, staring down at her sister who just wants to go to bed. ):

by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021