swipeseeing

Combining “sightseeing” with “swipe.” Using dating apps like Tinder, Bumble or Hinge to look at profiles without the intention of ever “swiping right.”

“Now that I’m dating somebody, I just use Tinder to go swipeseeing.”
“I like to go swipeseeing whenever I’m back home to look at the profiles of people I went to high school with.”

by cuntasaur May 12, 2022

sack swipe

To give your scrotum healthy swipes of a stick of deodorant between your nuts and thighs.

I knew I was too late for a sack swipe when I dropped my shorts to urinate and could smell my own nuts.

by Farkus Cluck May 10, 2008

Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Amir Swish

The act of swishing/ gargling cool liquids in your mouth in order to temporarily decrease the symptoms of being high.

Girl: Damn, this weed is got me soo high.
Guy: Just do the "Amir Swish" if your parents comes home so you don't feel the high.
Girl: OMG, it's totally working!!!
Guy: Yeah, it's the best because once you stop swishing your high continues!

by Zaydan87 January 13, 2013

hat swipe

When someone takes a hat and swipes it across their bum repetitively and tosses it when they are done.

Did you see that girl at the Cubs game? She took that White Sox hat and gave it the ol' hat swipe.

by Shmurd4 October 8, 2016

One Swipe Wipe

Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.

I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

dude swish

used when you find something fascinating or surprising, or overall amusing

joão: dude swish, look at these sinks!

by Xxepicgamer420xX June 1, 2020