Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality that describes a transphobic cis man that also enjoys drinking pee and having their balls crushed. they also typically have micro penis!

“damn a heard he’s super straight.”
“yeah i’m gonna offer to pee in his mouth”

by iheartmilfs March 6, 2021

Super Straight

a group of closeted people

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people

Person A: I'm coming out as Super Straight.
Person B: Okay and?
Person A: wait, you're not mad?

by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A pseudo-sexual-orientation revolving around the rejection of transgender people, created in the putrid depths of 4chan in an attempt to troll and undermine the LGBTQ community. Super Straight — SS — gotta love the Nazi undertones.

I identify as super straight. Rather than simply having a body type preference an keeping it to myself respectably, or even better, lettering attraction unfold not as a theoretical concern that can be sorted in advance but as a lived experience that unravels organically, I feel a compulsion to let the world know that I reject transgender people categorically, possibly because they represent a threat to my own insecurities about gender and sexuality, and because I cannot empathize with the thought that rallying around the rejection of a marginalized group might be hurtful.

by Apoptose March 15, 2021

Super Straight

White people who think Hitler is amazing and Love being a nazi. They wear their Nazi pride out and loud. They also love the KKK and everything it stands for

"You wow you're super straight? Get away from me"

by Cosmicnyan March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Only Transphobes who make sexuality as stupid as themselves

1 Guy: I'm Super Straight
2 Guy: No, you are not, you are just Transphob who trying to find a reason not to date trans women.
1 Guy: You are just a Superphobic!

by Half_of_the_girl August 5, 2022