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sprogga

To sprogga something is to reduce something to an embarassing defeat.

Someone who sproggas is aptly named a "sproggalot" or a "sprogga"
I'm gonna sprogga you hard!
You got sprogga'd!
That guy is one heck of a sproggalot!
by Roger45 November 19, 2007
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bum a stoge

"Aye do you think i cud bum a stoge?"
by Mistyy May 21, 2009
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Sprogs

Children. Young ones. Generally aged from babies to preschool. Often birthed by people trying to fill a void in their own lives.

Often referrs to well off families who treat their young children as an accessory, dressing them as if they were a cooler smaller version of themselves. Most upsettingly this often involves putting them in crocs, clothes from H&M and GAP.

They regularly have a look in their eyes which is passive yet self absorbed. A bit like a fat sleepy zombie.

Easily entertained, easily annoyed, irritating.
Nevermind all this CO2 and carbon neutral stuff, people just need to stop having so many damn sprogs.

I would have invited Rebecca, but since she's become a mother, all she ever talks about is her fucking sprog.

~Kelly had ANOTHER child last month,
#wait, does that mean she's got six sprogs now?
>That's way too many sprogs.
~I don't want any sprogs until I'm at least thirty.
by Planktown April 11, 2010
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stog

A stog is a cigar, not a cigarette. Short for stogie.
Bill: "Sorry, I guess it's just too small."
Monica: "That's all right. Use this stog, that'll do the trick."
by Nick D December 1, 2003
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Victory Stoge

{vik-tuh-ree stohg}

(noun)

1. A ceremoniously smoked cigarette, only to be invoked immediately following the successful consumption of an adequate amount of cannabis. "An adequate amount" is largely defined by whether or not the perceived victor is a pussy, in which case you know who you are, and you will never be victorious.

The Victory Stoge signifies the triumph of the righteous over the tyrannies of evil.

A Victory Stoge should never be deuced or hoarded, otherwise the distinct taste of victory will be replaced with that of shame and cowardice: Those with stoges provide for those without, because true victory requires great sacrifice.

when lighting multiple Victory Stoges one should light all of them with one continuous flame. this way it is one distinct act of declaring victory.

also its like, plus eleventybillion extra bonus points if the lucky ends up being a Victory Stoge.

Finally, a Victory Stoge signals the end of the battle, as in no more weed shall be smoked in that location, lest the stoge be deemed premature.
In case of victory, light stoge. (Victory Stoge)
by commandant pickles June 14, 2011
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stogre

A contraction for stupid ogre. Meaning, a large individual with an intelligence deficiency.
Stupid stogre...
by ns December 7, 2003
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stogg

we need to light a stogg.
by Joshua Banez November 19, 2007
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