Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016
Get the stitched up mug.When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
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1. 1. To bring about and leave someone in a position that they find difficult, or impossible, to extricate themselves from.
2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.
2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.
1. Not removing Sadam Hussein from Iraq the first time stitched up the people who rebelled against him hoping to be supported by the "Allies".
2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.
2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.
by wise_newol January 28, 2004
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Get the nickel stretch mug.A bin stretcher is something an co-worker asks the rookie hire to search for. The person sent looking for it will usually ask others where it is. Sometimes, he/she will be redirected elsewhere to locate it. It simply does not exist. It's a prank played on new fresh-faced employees.
"Hey Bob, did you hear Cam sent the new guy in receiving to look for the bin stretcher? He spent half an hour searching for it. This never gets old".
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