Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018

forbidden stress ball

A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).

-after sex-

man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”

man: “wtf...”

by fininstaz June 13, 2020

Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder

The anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards.

"Dang did you see Bobby launch that tater this morning?"

"Yeah he totally gave me Post-Tater-Stress-Disorder"

by Buffalo_Bill69 November 25, 2016

Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.

"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."

by FTOWC August 14, 2020

stress anorexic

Someone who forgets to eat for long periods of time when they get really stressed out.

"Dude, John has lost a lot of weight lately."
"Yeah, Kim broke up with him. He's such a stress anorexic."

by angstmetalsong January 29, 2006

stressed out

The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.

Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out

by Leafyisdad69 May 28, 2016

stass

An adjective describing something that is cool, excellent, and/or outstanding.

That is one stass ride.

Leslie's rack is way stass.

by spade April 22, 2003