Strap hammer

The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.

Dave put a strap hammer on his 3 inch willy to give Maria some anal destruction.

by Mikey O God of Love July 22, 2006

strap monkey

train or subway commuter; usually used in a pejorative sense.

Just look at the blank faces on the strap monkeys. Poor swine condemned to suffer the indignities of London Underground day after day...

by hierophant January 19, 2006

up strap

Verb: To brandish/display/point a firearm in the general direction of a subject(s). Usually performed in a highly aggressive manner.

"I almost had to UP STRAP on buddy, he was talking too much shit."

by AL - boog October 27, 2020

strap for the skeng

used by chromefarts, (ac flows brother) to ask his mother if she has a weapon for him to trap with

oi bruv, you got a strap for the skeng?

by skengersmush September 27, 2023

strap twice

To wear a condom

Don't forget to always strap twice!

by Kai's booski October 14, 2009

monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off

Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school

by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014

Chin strap

To have sex with another man and blow your load on his massive chin

I gave Jeff Pashko a serious chin strap last night.

by panheaddan March 26, 2014