Satantello

The fifth Ninja turtle, Satantello is the female cousin of Donatello that wields a giant salt shaker in place of the bō staff. Satantello can be identified by her obnoxiously loud snoring, and obscene scent of sewer slush and feet. This creature enjoys sleeping all day rather than fulfilling their obligations, and going on shopping sprees to buy surpluses of salt, hair oil, and candy, and being a generally unpleasant passive aggressive turtle.

Bystander: Satantello, why are you still sleeping?! Don't you have to go to class today?

Satantello: If I had a pocket full of fucks, I wouldn't give one.

Bystander: Well, Satantello, would you at least mind taking a shower? Your scent is rather unsettling.

Satantello: Fuck nah

Bystander: Well, okai then, I guess.

by bull$hitter December 5, 2011

Satan's street salad

Sweet Mary Jane Kush, preferably of a fine and dankly strain.

Don't go to that party, I've heard those folks fiddle with Satan's street salad.

by Maryjanekushlover January 18, 2015

Satanic Corgi

A short, bitchy person.

That Grace is such a satanic corgi.

by sataniccorgilovers May 1, 2015

Satans Semen

(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.

Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.

Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.

Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"

by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015

satan's whispers

Farts. Especially those really sulphury egg-fueled ones.

Incessant tickling is the way to summon Satan's whispers.

by dtcb4me June 23, 2017

satanmamajohnnugget

SatanMamaJohnNugget is the mother of the nuggets.There is 9 nuggets (SatanMamaJohnNugget, Original Nugget 1, Potato Nugget 2, Chez Nugget 3, Football Nugget 4, Turkey Nugget 5,Evil Nugget 6, Gay Nugget 7 and Emoji Nugget 8).

The nuggets are the most rare creature in the universe, and the best creatures in the universe. The nuggets live in there home called The Dark Corner! it has never been found except from one person Pennywise The Dancing Clown.

satanmamajohnnugget is a mythical creature along with her family called The Nuggets!

by The Nuggets May 1, 2019

Satanic Pooh

A pooh bear or Winnie the Pooh, is also referred as a member of the almighty monke community and someone who has a deep obsession with destroying "Astro Gartic", this person also loves to rickroll and woosh ppl.

Satanic pooh the secret leader of "The Monke Community. "

by Dr Daredevil April 13, 2021