endless stat

Taking your typical stattrak but it keeps coming out and you just don’t know when it’ll end

1: “Yooo that was insane”
2: “what was?”
1: “I just took an endless stat, I thought I was gonna be in there forever man”

by yugiohfanaccount11 April 12, 2022

half stat

When u land a girl at but have to reject her coz u have a gf

Luke got a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.

Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.

by usuck2 June 9, 2012

Stat-ensitive

Understanding and reading statistics, but refusing to acknowledge them due to a biased opinion.

Braman is stat-ensitive.

by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023

STAT

aka "$TAT", is a family/gang/organization which means "Stay Trill And Triumphant". "$TAT" reps the color purple heavily to represent royalty, like young kings.

"There go them STAT boas, they always jiggy wit the outfits"

by STAT MOB April 24, 2017