stammering steamer

hangover diarrhea

"Funknasty in there with his shovel doin the stammering steamer."

by noixz January 14, 2009

scammed

skidded

desuhook just scammed them from cuteware technologies

by Jan5106 November 28, 2020

slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020

sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .

"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"

by Muffinzz September 9, 2011

slammed

Mobile phone account transferred to another service provider withbout holders consent.

Dude, my phone wouldn't work this morning for awhile, then it showed another phone company on the screen, I must have been slammed!

by Holly Wood August 8, 2005

Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009