myspace stalker

Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of myspace whores and cam whores.

Female stalkers often spend as much time stalking "cool" males as other females who could fall under the myspace whore catagory.

Male stalkers are known for sending female users lots of cheesy pick up lines and cock shots.

I just got another penis picture from another myspace stalker.

Yeah, I hate that... but I spent all last night checking out hot goth bois.

by pdx23 April 10, 2006

psychic stalker

A psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. They cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. They can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. Not even in your sleep. They even stalk you in your dreams. They hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.

Psychic Stalker: That thing in front of you, I can see it.
Tony: What? How can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
Psychic Stalker: I'm calling the cops
Tony: You don't want me to know how you obtained your powers.
Psychic Stalker: That's right, and you'll never find out.

by Anthony Wheeler October 11, 2007

bush stalker

woman who chases Bush for her own sexual gratification

That old slag keeps going round Mark's house. She's a Bush Stalker and is after his cock.

by Thomas Francis February 25, 2007

Seaweed Stalker

One who stalks seaweed...

While i was swimming i noticed there was a seaweed stalker in the water.

by Michael Rosas September 26, 2010

night stalker

A serial killer named Richard Ramirez who terrorized the city of Los Angeles during the summer of 1985. He killings are based on satanism.

The night stalker would break into people's homes and rape or kill his victims.

by GKL September 25, 2005

stall stalker

standing outside full stalls waiting for some one finish their crap.

You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour

by skiperson April 17, 2010

senior stalker

a creepy underclassmen, usually unpopular freshman, who try to get seniors to love them

julia keeps trying to talk to seniors on their facebook walls, but they just talk mad shit behind her back...

matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker

by hannerwanners March 15, 2010