Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty
"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."
by YESSIRR!! July 07, 2013
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Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up
“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.
by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022
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Pogo under the stairs

A dance which often involes a sore head also a sex act involving a man, woman and a stick or phallic object
Oh wow my date gave me a pogo under the stairs...it was amazing!
by Whiskeytango January 12, 2021
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Down Stairs in the attic

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird
wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO
by penguin5225 September 04, 2018
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Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.
Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.
by Webbsters October 25, 2007
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Man Stair

Gather your mates, as many as possible.
Find a stairway, position yourself's in this particular way to perform a 'Man Stairway'.

You must drop to your knee's face the heavens and the following male behind doing the exact same but pointing his penile evacuation to the direction of the man's face below facing the heavens, continue this until your have achieved pure man stair bukkake heaven.

Only then you have achieved a 'man stairway'!
Danny: man i really cbf walking up these stairs...

Fill: aw bro you havent seen a flight of stairs till youve seen 14 guys performing a man-stairway on it....

Danny: mate i joined a man stairway last week and i havent been able to swallow right for a week
by KIT, BAM BAM February 19, 2011
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When a person is insulting your ass and you can't come up with any other insult other than "I hope you trip UP the stairs."
Joe: "Bro you're trash at this game"
Me: "stfu I hope you trip up the stairs"
by ReaperWindsor October 24, 2022
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