Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty

"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."

by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013

Alex stair

He’s mean he’s rude he doesn’t care for anybody else he only dates girl to look cool. He’s mean against lgbtq and he has a girlfriend named Lilly oh wait they broke up cause he cheated and it’s he’s fault

Yo yo yo Alex Stair is this this and thai

by Alex Stair January 11, 2019

Stairs

The only thing that can defeat Mari. She can also be defeated by trees and jumprops

Mari fell down the stairs and landed on her brothers broken violin. epic fail

by Pol Potist Basil January 29, 2023

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Stairs

Omori

“Hey, Mari! Watch your step, you don’t wanna fall down the stairs again!”

by JoeMama2007 March 26, 2022

Stair-window

Fuck you, Tim

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.

by Taacos April 2, 2019

Stairs

The thing from Omori. In which Mari falls down and FUCKING DIES.

"Oh shit my sister just fell down the stairs" - Sunny

by Binaph August 18, 2025