david spade

Also known as the "Davey Spade".

Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.

A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.

This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.

That girl was fine, I wish you hadn't made me David Spade on her.

by Sterile Dogg January 20, 2006

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

spade face

An ugly chick who looks like she has been hit in the face with a spade

by KT August 18, 2003

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

Spade

Spade, is a name given to a black person much like nigger But not in a friendly Fashion.

Your a Spade
Your mums a Spade

by Friendly sleepy March 10, 2009

spades

Spade; A type of short shovel, Spades; A card game or merely a suit of playing cards.

I'm going to have to beat you in the face with that damn spade if you don't shut the hell up about my momma yo' nigga'. I am pretty damn beast at spades; the card game.

by Etrigan October 3, 2003

spadey

n. used to describe someone who's facial features appear to have been distorted by a smack round the face with a spade

1. Hello Spadey!

2. So, why's he called Spadey?

'Cos he looks like he's been hit round the face with a spade.

by crazy cunt May 1, 2004