sports hound

noun A person who eats, breathes and lives sports. The sports hound is well-versed in many different sports and can recite plenty of trivia of players, teams, statistics, etc. Plenty of hours are wasted watching sports on the sports packet set of tv channels available from the cable tv provider. He or she is often clad in an official sports jersey of his or her favorite team. This species is most commonly found in the USA.

Kevin made beaucoup tips on pizza deliveries to sports hounds on Sunday.

by rich rick March 25, 2010

sport-fucker

1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.

2. A familiar greeting between friends.

"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."

"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"

by Chuck D. Bones March 6, 2008

sports metal

a genre of hard rock usually heard in sports videogames/sports promos on TV. bands include Creed, Alter Bridge, Disturbed, Trapt, Taproot

Sports metal is worse than metal that supports Jesus.

by Listen to Slayer April 1, 2005

poor sport

a person who becomes unnecessarily emotional after being defeated at some sort of contest, regardless of the contests' significance. Also could be described as a baby.

Grace flips out every time she loses at bowling. It's just bowling. She's a bit of a poor sport.

by cyrsc August 24, 2009

sports gloss

Shiny sweat from playing sports.

All this golfing out in the sun has got me sweating. I got that sports gloss. Dude, I'm leaking.....

by MaddogFartface76 April 4, 2021

Dynasty Sport

The greatest car ever made. A Maroon 1990 Dodge Dynasty that as "customized" by Chris Burns and Woody Fentress in the summer of 2000. It's trademarks were the fake shiny $19.99 Trak Auto Rims, the many dents on the bumpers from friends recklessly driving it, and of course the larger than life red decal letters on the back that christened its name. It unfortunately was wrecked, but went out in a blaze of glory on I-695N.

see also: "Silver Spring"
www.nerds.net/dynasty

by Pat Lauria November 24, 2003

sports willy

When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed

John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"

by MF.AC February 20, 2015