spiritually poor

Spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don't believe in the spirit of God

For those who are "Spiritually poor" for theirs is a kingdom in heaven

by Giuls99 October 9, 2016

Intellectual/spiritual crowd

A group of people that fuels each other. The intellectuals communicate through language the ideas and thoughts of the group, and teach, while the spiritual ones provide (or are) the fuel to the group that keep things going, get things and people heated up about bullshit. Usually they end up making a mushroom cloud of their environment as long as they're in.

The intellectual/spiritual crowd has been trying to take over and run people, places, and things.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

Spiritual Bowling

When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.

The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.

by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011

Spiritually Attached

A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.

Hogan spiritually attached himself to Mariah through her webcam.

by CEO JAS January 15, 2024

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Spiritual Pressure

Taken from the show Bleach. When you have a fuck ton of strength and vigor. When the power of your soul just spews from your actions and existence - and you just stunt on hoes. People with high spiritual pressure are often too much to handle for other people.

EX: I had an argument with my boss and he's changing my work hours to throw me off and exhaust me. Fuck that bitch, he can't get me to quit. I have high spiritual pressure.

EX 2: I fought Jayden two days ago. I barely touched his bitch ass and he fell on the floor. He couldn't handle my spiritual pressure.

EX 3: Bro, Jason's a fiend. He's the center of attention everywhere he goes. He has high spiritual pressure.

by Freud's Evil Cousin February 5, 2024