Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

Spiritual swap

The act in which there are two twin girls. The male has sex with one twin in a dark room and can't see her face. The other twin pops in the room and they swap places. The other twin gets fake jizz all over her pussy. The guy wakes up the next morning sees that he came in two girls. Then realizes they were using fake jizz and didn't realize he was having sex with twins. Since he was intoxicated.

Damn, I thought I was seeing double with twins but they both just did the spiritual swap.

by Ffffffffreak June 29, 2021

Toxic spirituality

Someone using spiritual beliefs as an excuse to be toxic

Them: I'm sorry I'm acting this way but Mercury is in retrograde and I probably won't be better until the next phase....
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.

by Luna710 June 30, 2021

Spiritual Interpretivism

Spiritual Interpretivism, also Esoteric Interpretivism, Mystic Interpretivism, Religious Interpretivism or Extraphysical Interpretivism, is a current of interpretivism that defends that reality is formed by spiritual, esoteric, religious, mystical and extraphysical relations between subjects and the world, where reality it is essentially formed by spiritual, esoteric, religious, mystical and extraphysical experiences as well as their interpretations by the subjects and their religious, spiritual, esoteric, mystical and extraphysical beliefs. Spiritual Interpretivism also holds that reality is essentially spiritual and that any interpretation of reality tends to be minimally spiritual no matter how materialistic and/or anti-spiritual it may be.

"Spiritual Interpretivism believes that spirituality and the spiritual are the fundamental principles of reality and interaction between subjects and the world."

by Full Monteirism July 12, 2021

Spiritual Bowling

When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.

The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.

by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011

spiritual ejaculation

when you nut so hard you have an out of body experience

tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”

by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018

Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.

Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.

by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018