Speedsoft

The act of 'getting soft' quickly

"This FBI raid made me so hard I had to speedsoft."

by POP.foreign February 26, 2021

speeds

abbreviation for special needs

(SPEcial-neEDS)

(never use near anyone of the speeds variety)

ELI:zack did u see that guy?
ZACK:ya he def had speeds or something, what a tard!

by Grego Berger February 15, 2009

speedy

A admin-op administrator who is 1337 at building things

Speedy make a party cage.

by Everyone on AdminOP Beta Test April 3, 2003

speedy

super leet cs player

speedy owns heaton

by <3 speedy April 8, 2003

speedy gonzalez

When you find a prostitute and you want to hurry and get off as soon as possible. Possibly because your wife or girlfriend will be there soon.

Man, I found this streetwalker whore that didn't look half bad, unfortunately, I had to hit her with the speedy gonzalez because my bitch was coming through. I would have taken my time otherwise.

by Da Real J-Bone June 28, 2006

speedy spedy

A tard in a wheel chair who is being chased by his parents who're trying to euthanize him.

Hey Cheryl look at that speedy spedy go. What a fighter.

by Jizzon Yohfase May 30, 2007

Speedy mcqueen

1. A car that goes like 500 mph
2. A chick who runs like 500 mph (stef)
3. Somthing that goes like 500 mph

" Woah, is that girl running 500 mph??!!!"

" Yup! thats stef!"
" Woah! that girl is like speedy mcqueen!"

by #23 December 22, 2009