Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).

Friend- “I’m pregnant”
You- *gasps in Spanish*

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

spanish gag

A specialist method of gagging some idiotic spotters named Brett, TJ, and Freddy came up with

“Hit me with the Spanish gag”

by DavDawg February 24, 2021

spanish moon

1)a clear and brilliant full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a night club in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

3)a song by Little Feat about a night club

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb March 16, 2012

Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"

by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020

Spanish Panda

Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.

That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!

by blooisblooisbloo January 4, 2022

Spanish submarine

Giving a blow job under water

Dude!!! She totally gave him a spanish submarine in last week's pool party

by Venclaudejendame December 5, 2017

Spanish Inquisition

Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

by Han’s blaster February 15, 2023