salty_sofa

WOMAN.

salty_sofa is swag

by defo not salty_sofa August 8, 2021

New Yorker's Sofa

A large pile of trash bags on a curb forming a large cushion which one could sit on. When you're drunk, lost and your wallets been stolen, the city provides.

"Hey, what it do my cracka jacka, wanna bump?" "Yeah sure homie, I see a New Yorker's Sofa right over there, perfect to relax ourselves upon while bumping the dankest of dope."

by AssFurter August 30, 2016

busted sofa

A large woman that has several fat rolls. The reason they are called busted sofa's is because they wear skin tight clothing.

Christian Carson is a busted sofa

by moma March 28, 2003

busted sofa

a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)

She'd an arse like a bag of spuds with a busted sofa at the front.

by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006

swag on the sofa

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.

" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"

by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013

University of Sofa

1.A generic college
2.A term for any imaginary place
3.The United states. USofA = U Sofa

1. Bob was rejected by The Ivy league college, so he went to
University of Sofa

2. Fred was drinking heavily, and thus believed he was at
U Sofa

3. Welcome to The University of Sofa!

by Jeeven January 15, 2008

burst sofa

An exploded vagina often found in middle eastern girls. Resembles a burst sofa, Hot stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

That chicks got a pussy like a burst sofa.

by Poos Magoo August 31, 2006