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ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz

A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed of woman, one who is gorgeous beyond belief and has the Arctic Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman one can find. There is currently only one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to walk this Earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to get.

Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. With their sarcastic sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every woman.
Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*

snoofing 

To sniff + snoop = snoof
Verb. The act of snoofing.
My dog gizmo likes snoofing when he takes a dump.
snoofing by B-Dang October 5, 2010

Snookling 

having sex with someone, after you have convinced them you are just going to snuggle.
Grandma said no snookling while watching tv
Snookling by Grandma Banks March 31, 2012
A cookie baked in a cast iron skilet
Skookie by Aunt Myma Pancake November 4, 2015
"Always acting like im tryna see you, I ain't tryna see you unless it's bout the snootie"
Snootie by olive413 August 1, 2016
The act of being involved with another person sexually but not emotionally.
I don't need that jawn, I just need the SNOOTIE.
snootie by dojakat May 5, 2016