christmas sniper

That person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn't get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.

Dude 1, merry xmas, here I got you something.
Dude 2, oh snap, I have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
Dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.

by Jacy C December 22, 2008

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Vulva sniffer

A vulva sniffer is somebody who has an obsessive behavior to sniff the vulva before sex or any act of sexual fun. They will place their nose right on the vagina lips and take 5 big fat sniffs. If they don't mind the smell, they will carry on with the sexual pleasures they were giving. If the smell isn't to their personal taste. They usually flick the woman's bean and then leaves them to finish themselves.
Vulva sniffers are very judgmental and can make people feel very uncomfortable

*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your vagina is average, i shall continue having sex with you'
Girl- 'Thanks, i wash it daily'

*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your twat fucking stinks of shit, there is NO way in hell im having sex with you you dirty girl.'

VULVA SNIFFER

*girl cries*

by clittyclittybangbang11 April 2, 2013

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