Grape Smuggler

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

by Beckw/ September 26, 2008

fart smuggler

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.

i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers

by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010

budgie smugglers

A pair of really tight underwear or swimsuits that accentuate a guy's "package."

The guy on the beach over there should NOT be wearing budgie smugglers with that dad body!!

by Lostin513 January 26, 2017

cunt smuggler

A bull dyke. Wants a penis but sports a vagina. Disguises her lack of man junk by wearing loose-fitting slacks.

Get over it Rosie, you cunt smuggler, you'll never be able to fill a banana hammock.

by crbrdr May 29, 2009

SMUGGLE GUNT

A GUNT that has reached the size capacity that it can now be used to smuggle items.

Andy: "Sean, your mom's gunt has gotten so big she could smuggle stuff with it"

Sean: "Yeah, she's got a big smuggle gunt

by AJS410 June 29, 2011

pigeon smugglers

Like budgie smugglers, but for the particularly well endowed.

I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but when he turned around, turned out he had pigeon smugglers on !

by snaptacular February 4, 2009

junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 8, 2010