man slushie

A margarita for a man. Preferably with out any umbrellas or fancy shit like salt.

You: Can I get a slushie with alcohol in it?
Waitress: you mean a margarita?
You: Naa a man slushie!

by Luckydeville May 24, 2016

mud slushie

What's left in the toilet when you have terrible diarrhea.

Dude! Next time you drop a mud slushie at my house please remember to flush it. Poop shit diarrhea

by Watch out for wendigos March 11, 2017

cherry slushie

when a guy pops your cherry with his fingers while hooking up. popping a cherry causes a lot of blood down there.

“when we were hooking up he gave me a cherry slushie”

by narwhalerin June 27, 2018

Savannah Slushie

A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.

It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.

My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.

by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019

Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your topical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of the beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics

"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."

by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020

Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your typical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of this beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics.

"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."

by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020

Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021