Slurpee

A particularly noisy blow job.

Boy: your parents won't come in.. just suck on it
Girl: well... alright
*sluuuurp*
Boy: well don't give me a slurpee.. they aren't deaf

by Nedus June 11, 2006

cherry slurpee

1) Vaginal sex with a bitch on her period and making her suck the blood off your cock after you have had your way with her.

2) Punch a ho in the mouth, preferably knocking out a couple of teeth, and make her blow you while she is bleeding from the mouth.

1) Hello slut. Let me take you out tonight for a cherry slurpee.

by Shad May 10, 2004

Banana Slurpee

Frozen banana chunks are combined in the blender with light cream and rum, and served with dried banana chips for garnish. Serve it chilled and then chuggit.

Banana slurpee...chunk...chill...chug.

by Quint^ August 22, 2008

dirty slurpee

After finishing up with a 'slurpy' suck session, you blow on your favorite girl's face then proceed to spray explosive diahrea in her general direction.

Nicole LeDouche took the dirty slurpee like a champ! Look at that little whore go!

by A. Flaming Shitbag October 14, 2006

Slurpee

A sexual act in which the woman puts ice into her vagina, penetration is used to crush the ice, the male partner finishes inside of her. Then, the male partner drinks the icy drink from the pussy. Food coloring is optional and should be squirted into the penis before orgasm for adequate mixing.

"Good boy, now kneel down and drink mommy's Slurpee my pet."

by lieutenant_obvious November 20, 2019

San Jose Slurpee

When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.

by SnatchPlower July 7, 2016

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022