Skyrim Time

A grossly underestimated length of time.

dude: I'm only going to play Skyrim for 30 minutes before my date tonight.
(six hours later)
I just gotta finish this last quest.
girl: I guess he meant 30 minutes in Skyrim time.

by emonayyy April 10, 2013

Skyrim

The game with the best release date

Skyrim was released on 11.11.11

by December 08, 2016

skyrim

When your parter stands on something so their ass is face level with you and you give them a rimjob.

“The ol lady and I are gonna play some Skyrim”
“You have a PlayStation?”
“No she’s going to stand on the coffee table and I’m gonna eat her ass”

by DurtyDurn September 11, 2021

SkyRim

Giving or recieving anal or ass eating on an airplane

Wanna have Skyrim after take off

by Mclovin1218 September 09, 2019

Skyrim

When one gives another person a rim job on the top floor of a skyscraper

You’ll never forget when she gives you a Skyrim at the top of the Freedom Tower.

by Danger Carlos July 30, 2020

Skyrim

The leading cause of divorce. This is due to the cheating the player has caused after 300 hours of going on dates with Serana, which she's hot not gonna lie. The player will not notice. However, after months spent on SkyrimPorn, filtered to Serana, the player might realize he fucked up his actual relationship in real life with an actual girl.

I feel much happier living in my mansion in Whiterun, Skyrim, with my new wife Serana, which is always by my side, unlike you, bitch. I must break up with you

by Avillian April 08, 2021

Skyrim

Rimming in an airplane.

"Have you joined the mile-high club?"
"Oh yeah, we did a skyrim"

by Nazi Dream June 01, 2019