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Shrek

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.
"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"

"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"
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Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.
Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.
by Yes'd June 1, 2019
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Shrek

Have you payed to our lord and savior Shrek
by Antonio20050418 February 1, 2019
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Shrek

All i want is a good shrek daddy
by DeeZnutz42069 December 24, 2020
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Shrek

Oh, How I love our lord and savior: Shrek!
by Solllp July 25, 2019
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Shrek

The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019
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Shrek

A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.
Oh my god thats shrek do you think he will eat my eye!
by Shrekness March 24, 2022
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