shanititis

A diasese that causes you to always be immature and hyper and your blood produces lcd, alcohol, and dugar instead of blood

OMG he has shanititis

by ryno498 February 5, 2010

shnitz

cocaine

"hey bro did you do shnitz last night????????"
"YEAH BRO GIVE ME SOME SHNITZ!!!!!!!!!!!"
"feed my beak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OKAY BRO!!!!!!"

by Francis Sinatra October 16, 2011

Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 24, 2010

Shontel

BIG-HEADED, never want to shut-up,devious, very sneaky, think they all that, try to be someone they not. Smart but not that smart.Pretty not cute.non-bootylicious.

Don't be another Shontel.
Man piss on that Shontel.

by Francis Hartborne April 4, 2009

shnit

The combination of a sneeze and an accidental shit of the liquid consistency.

Not coming to work boss. I got the shnits.

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 29, 2005

SHNITZ

a putz, a failure, a social reject, someone who makes up for their lack of self-confidence by acting like a shmuck

Have you met my friend Mike? Yeah, I dont like him that kid's a shnitz.

by AJESPO February 16, 2007

flirkin' shnit

another way of putting fucking shit in a nicer way

bob:holy fucking shit thats one big moose you got there!
jackie: now honey what have i said about swearing around the kids. use flirkin' shnit instead dear.

by jgcd October 21, 2006