Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted

by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021

Up-shit

A person whom most people would generally regard as a piece of shit due to their behavior and or demeanor who has some how wormed their way in to an elevated position,

that they have no business being in. Similar to a turd that refuses to be flushed.

"My teacher is such an authoritarian up-shit, how has she not been fired yet? "

"Those cops are a bunch of up-shits"
"The bulk of middle management at my company are up-shits who have been promoted to the point of incompetence, it's absurd "

by pelesiren February 18, 2023

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

Shit up

'Shit Up' means to eat or consume shit. It is usually used as an insult.

'Yo, your ugly'
'Shit up!'

by JohnCena's Wife February 27, 2022

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

Bitch, shit up

When a bitch needs to shit up.

Bitch, shit up!

by jeggirfaenidet October 6, 2019

shit up

"shit up" is just "shut up" with a typo, but more epic

TikTok thot: "omg that video was so funny"
Nick: "shit up"

by Horned_Hiro November 17, 2020