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Sherwood

A maneuver where a man reaches underneath a girl's crotch, from behind, and then extends his arm forward/upward to fondle the girl's breast. When performed correctly, it is disturbingly similar to the proper technique for delivering first aid and rescue breathing to a choking infant.

This can also be advanced to the master level, i.e, the Double Sherwood, where it is performed simultaneously on two women. The Double sherwood should never be attempted by amatuers as severe injury could result for all participants.

The Triple Sherwood is a legendary move (on par with the existence of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster) primarily due to the necessity of a third arm for the deliverer of the Sherwood.
Party dude #1: What the hell?!? Amber's getting her tit grabbed but there's no one visible!

Party dude #2: Oh, yeah--that's 'cause Eddie is sitting behind her. He's giving her the Sherwood.

Party dude #1: OK, now I got it...does Eddie realize his elbow's gonna smell like tuna for the rest of the night?
by James Woods' bodyguard October 16, 2011
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shew

A combination of chewing tobacco (or dipping) while in the shower. Shew originates from two words 'shower' and 'chew', put together they make 'shew'.
After hockey practice I was ready for a fat shew.
I got home and had to escape my parents bitching, so I had a nice long shew.
by DSkizzle September 22, 2006
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shew-wee

A vocal expression that describes a thing, an actual object or number of objects, materials, or an item—like a tennis shoe— that stinks, smells or gives off a horrible aroma.
Also: an idea that stinks, or a preposterous notion that will never fly.
A vocalized objection to a comment or opinion, judgement, or theory, which in the face of all else is outright wrong and unacceptable.
An observation of a very hot sexual attraction...
That idea stinks to high heaven!
Shew-wee, that girl is smokin'!
Also, a variable: "pshew-wee!"
by Zammi July 30, 2011
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Sherwood

Somone Who usually perfers to have things shoved up the anal side of there body
Your Such a Sherwood
I love sherwoods
by marc rolhma May 17, 2006
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SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY

The worst school in history every single girl in that school stuffs their bra's with paper to impress the boys who just plain dumb. I would know I go their it fucking sucks.
Taja: I'm out of paper to stuff my bra with do you have any?

Latae: No ask Tina at lunch.

Tina: I'm right here. You can't have any I'm going for Nicolas.

Taja: I thought that you hated french dudes.

Tina: *sits by Nicolas and giggles.*

Nicolas: *stares at Tina* Did you get fatter?

Tina: *stands up and fake falls*

Nicolas: *eats his soup then move back to Oklahoma a month later*

Tina: Hits on Dominick.

All this is a real story this happened a not so long ago time at SHERWOOD FOREST ELEMENTARY.
by lovelykitty2000 April 22, 2011
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shcow

by courtney hershey October 4, 2008
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Sherwiser

When you put beer in a bong, smoke out of the bong, and the drink the beer
Person 1: Hey whos the Shamisco who just drank the Sherwiser
Person 2: I think its that asswhole over there
Person 1: Ahh fuck it im gonna do an Alabama Hot Pocket
by Kernel Skippy December 27, 2008
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