When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)
Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?
Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.
Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.
Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).
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saying something ironically
saying the opposite of what you mean in a jokingly "as a matter of fact" tone
saying the opposite of what you mean in a jokingly "as a matter of fact" tone
From Disney's The Lion King 1 1/2
(after trying to break up Simba and Nala)
Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
(after trying to break up Simba and Nala)
Timon: Well, that worked like a dream.
Pumbaa: It did?
Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
by Zippitydoodah June 18, 2008
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Girl: No i hate christmas.
Guy: So do i was sarcasin' about those Christmas carols
Girl: No i hate christmas.
Guy: So do i was sarcasin' about those Christmas carols
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- no you're not balding (dude looks like a polished cue ball)
- that's a really sweet shirt (shirt is plaid with checkers)
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ouch, that was some extreme sarcacity!
- no you're not balding (dude looks like a polished cue ball)
- that's a really sweet shirt (shirt is plaid with checkers)
- you should never have children (no explanation needed)
ouch, that was some extreme sarcacity!
by theboySC May 16, 2008
Get the sarcacity mug.A sarcastibitch is anyone who uses sarcasm in a bitchy manor. The sarcastibitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel outrage afterward and it will be sure to point of possibly harm the sarcastibitch or self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
John: Sarcasms is a lame way of insulting people
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !
C.B: Oh, you are just too smart for it !
John: Of course I am !
C.B: I was just being sarcastic.
John: You fucking sarcastibitch !
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Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).
Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!
Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!
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