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Shakirity 

The state of being Shakira or like Shakira.
Comes from a mishearing of the word “security.”
My dog is my personal security blanket.
What? Your Shakirity jacket? Does your dog make you want to, like, waka-waka or something?
Shakirity by Bbb23’s left testicle September 16, 2024
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Eshan Shakir 

You use this phrase when you meet a teenager from Pakistan and also to describe a person who loves masala
Friend: Hey would you like to try some Mutton curry?
Pakistani teenager: Ofcourse! I am Eshan Shakir ! I love Masala

The Shakira

The act of producing a voluptuous load and shooting it all over a girls headboard.
Archie’s load was so big he ended up doing the shakira (The act of producing a voluptuous load and shooting it all over a girls headboard) all over the elegant woman.
The Shakira by The Shakira October 21, 2023

Xherdan Shaqiri

A professional footballer (of Albanian heritage) playing for Switzerland. He also played for Liverpool FC. He is one of the most talented players of Switzerland, alongside Granit Xhaka.
Xherdan Shaqiri scored a brilliant goal from a bicycle kick against Poland in Euro 2016.