In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.
- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!
by Gormit November 20, 2024
Get the Serbian randommug. The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.
Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses
by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025
Get the Serbian Still Water Shoulder Pressmug. A very well handled gunsman by the name of Nicola lip. Has precise aim when it come to some nice ass in his face.
by Bigsweets October 9, 2017
Get the Serbian snipermug. by misinformationspreader3000 June 28, 2024
Get the Serbian Ballsack Clenchmug. The Serbian Snowplow refers to the niche act of placing a wedge in one's backside to limit/control the flow, and carefully aiming for a target painted on one's partner before letting it rip. Laxatives and taco bell are recommended to ensure a consistent flow.
It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.
It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.
"Jao, dobio sam sjajan srpski snežni plug od Ane sinoć.“
"Damn, I got a great Serbian Snowplow from Ana last night."
The Serbian Snowplow refers to the niche act of placing a wedge in one's backside to limit/control the flow, and carefully aiming for a target painted on one's partner before letting it rip. Laxatives and taco bell are recommended to ensure a consistent flow.
It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.
"Damn, I got a great Serbian Snowplow from Ana last night."
The Serbian Snowplow refers to the niche act of placing a wedge in one's backside to limit/control the flow, and carefully aiming for a target painted on one's partner before letting it rip. Laxatives and taco bell are recommended to ensure a consistent flow.
It was popularised in Belgrade by Serbian youths after the Yugoslav Wars.
by HumbleContributor November 5, 2025
Get the The Serbian Snowplowmug. The psychological phenomenon is rooting for the person or team that just beat you out of competition for the sole reason that if they are to beat you, they better be the best.
After being defeated in the regional soccer tournament, the local team offered a Serbian Salute by rooting for their opponents to win it all.
by 3gyptianPrince April 18, 2024
Get the Serbian Salutemug. When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.
Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021
Get the The Serbian Fire Hosemug.