ashyleptic seizure

ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)

an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.

harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*

later, at the funeral:

ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"

by trashy._ash December 16, 2020

Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.

Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.

by Happysun May 17, 2015

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.

The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..

by aGina June 06, 2015

Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.

Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."

by YourAsianFriend December 28, 2011

Epiwreckedit seizure

During doggystyle mid stroke simultaneously yell her sisters name while you shove it into her ass and strobe light her eyes ... Thus resulting in extreme anger along with a seizure causing a massive sphincter cramp resulting in an otherworldly orgasm but also causing irreparable damage to your cock

Man I was banging Rosa the other night when I tried the strobe light trick but it backfired and she had an epiwreckedit seizure and fractured my dong..

by domkeychoker November 25, 2023