iron screwdriver

The act of warming a screwdriver until it turns red and then shove it your hole of choice.

He gave an iron screwdriver until she screamed his name hard!

by Ppre January 22, 2017

Tennessee screwdriver

When you fuck your cousin and spin her on your dick

Jared: Yo your cousin's so hot
Michael: Yeah bro i gave her the Tennessee screwdriver

by Wattsup99 March 31, 2017

Texas screwdriver Deluxe

When several Texans gang up on a male or female and aggressively fuck their rectum until their anus is 5 inches wide or wider.

YEEHAW lets Texas screwdriver Deluxe this bitch BROTHER

by bich niga July 2, 2018

Sonic Screwdriver

The sonic probe device that The Doctor uses from the show ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ.

In the show each incarnation of The Doctor has their own unique design for the sonic screwdriver, this is only consistent in the modern reboot of the show. In the classic series The Doctor only had a sonic screwdriver from a few incarnations in.

“Can’t you just use your sonic screwdriver?”
“It doesn’t do wood!”
“What do you mean it doesn’t do wood!?”

by Garry Masala March 5, 2021

Dirty Screwdriver

A man's penis goes into a pile of feces and a woman licks it off.

"Hey bro! I gave that girl the dirty screwdriver. Best night ever!"

by TailsTheScrew January 1, 2022

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.

Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"

by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022

Sonic Screwdriver

A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).

"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"

by CasualTimeLord June 26, 2016