Schmalance 

The scientific term for balance

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."

Schmalance by Scientist Wizard Word Wrangler January 23, 2023

schmakespeare 

the act of talking in a way similar to shakespeare/1600s english

'i can schmakespeare if i need to. like:

"those fries are unequivocally fuckin bussin"

or

"not for lack of rain, for mine eyes do provide that modest luxury"

schmakespeare by Green retro panda April 18, 2023

schnaleen

A type of person who's kind to others. Very respectful and helpful towards others and never gives up. Honest when spoken to and never lies . An amazing, misunderstood person who needs people who understand and doesn't give up. Also doesn't take shit from people. And will cuss a bitch out of needed.

Omg I love schnaleen she's so kind .

schnaleen by Neliiiiiooiooii November 21, 2023

Schmalgol

The collection of shit that occurs then one has to deal with. Usually do to a cluster fuck that is on going.

I have to deal with the schmalgol
l of shit that has now been left with me to deal with

Schmalgol by Twitch73 April 26, 2026

Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.

Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know

Luke Schmalix by matthew tomson September 24, 2011