The Typical Scene Boy:
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
by _FAG[bot.] August 01, 2005
The definition of a scene kid ranges from a badly viewed individual to a narcissistic cunt. My definition is unbiased and only states the facts i believe to be true. A person in their teens who's distorted view on society has them crushed into a style that was once known as the alternative, but has now become bland and unoriginal. they are non-conforming conformists. Seemingly unable to invent anything for themselves, stealing the ideas and traits of the true originals in society, claiming them as their own, and changing the ideas so that it no-longer holds it's first intention. it is a known fact that if you should confront a scene kid to him/her, he/she will take one of two actions, he/she will either deny being a scene kid or point out the hypocrisy in what you say to them. In this sense, some one does not need to look or think any certain way to be considered scene. As long as the commit these actions, they can be described as scene. I am self-aware enough to, not only admit the hypocrisy, but to also understand it. I know that I'm not the pinnacle of original thinking, and I'd be stupid to think so, but these people don't seem to have to capacity to invent and create. they constantly use up their time, money, and energy to look like each other instead of breaking themselves out of the mold they've made. In a strange twist of fate, they have become what they originally rebelled against! The Alternative of the Alternative, ironic isn't?
by the gentlemen thief May 20, 2010
An even more depressing form of emo kid conformity, know by their hair cuts which swoop in front of their eyes, scarfs, arm warmsers, nose and/or lip rings, girl pants, etc. A good general rule of thumb when trying to tell whether it is a scene kid or emo, if you have to ask wether it is a boy or girl its a scene kid.
by indieelitist December 11, 2005
deriving from the classification of "Emo," usually a good hearted, stylish looking guy or girl who listens to actually really good music that no one has ever heard of. Just because you haven't heard about the band doesn't mean everyone hasn't heard about the band.
Suck it up an let posers be posers and scene kids be scenes...as long as it doesn't screw with your head then you shouldn't worry about it.
by Caralyn Colson April 01, 2007
lmfao. ok well all you people that have this HUGE hate againsty scene kids are prety sad. i mean you may look at them and be all omg hes wearing girl jeans he's a fag well you guys are wrong. nor all scene guys are gay. I am scene, and i have a lot of scene friends, and if you get to know them better instead of being judgement you'll get to see that they are really nice people.
by RunWitPinkClouds July 31, 2006
Okay, so being a Scene kid myself I feel like I can give an awesome definition.
First off We are not Emo. I cannot stress that enough.
The Scene Girl:
- Layered Hair.
- Most likely 2+ colors.
- Flats or slip-ons.
- Tight, straight-leg pants.
- Band or decorative tight shirts.
- Hair straighter than straight.
- Lip piercings.
- Some have gauged ears, but not crazy huge.
- Only wears eye makeup.
- Does like Dinosaurs and Robots.
- Loves Hello Kitty. <3. Lol.
- Loves Scene guys and their tight pants.
- Loves bead necklaces and chunky jewelry.
The Scene Boy:
- Hair short in the back, long in the front.
- Straight-legs, May be girls.
- Band shirts.
- Band hoodies.
- Lip piercings.
- Gauged ears.
- Slip-ons.
- Unless skater, then you wear skate shoes.
Both Scene Girls and Scene Boys love Shows and live for them.
They do NOT appreciate being called emo. We are most definately not, and will bite your heads off. :)
Live. Laugh. Love. Scene.
First off We are not Emo. I cannot stress that enough.
The Scene Girl:
- Layered Hair.
- Most likely 2+ colors.
- Flats or slip-ons.
- Tight, straight-leg pants.
- Band or decorative tight shirts.
- Hair straighter than straight.
- Lip piercings.
- Some have gauged ears, but not crazy huge.
- Only wears eye makeup.
- Does like Dinosaurs and Robots.
- Loves Hello Kitty. <3. Lol.
- Loves Scene guys and their tight pants.
- Loves bead necklaces and chunky jewelry.
The Scene Boy:
- Hair short in the back, long in the front.
- Straight-legs, May be girls.
- Band shirts.
- Band hoodies.
- Lip piercings.
- Gauged ears.
- Slip-ons.
- Unless skater, then you wear skate shoes.
Both Scene Girls and Scene Boys love Shows and live for them.
They do NOT appreciate being called emo. We are most definately not, and will bite your heads off. :)
Live. Laugh. Love. Scene.
by Jennibean October 16, 2006
Contrary to popular belief, the scene refers to the music scene. One can not be scene. How ever, one may be a PART of the scene. Kids who are part of the scene attend shows and support bands that are not commonly listened to, as in hardcore or even electronica. It is often refered to as a way of dressing or hair type. The ONLY reason people think it is a way of dressing is because kids who listen to hardcore music instead of lil' jon, rihanna, or whatever else is cliche, started dressing differently. It is just like the confusement of "emo". Emo is an abbreviation for emotive hardcore. It was an uncommon genre of music and it reached it's peak in about the late eighties, early nineties. It almost completely died out by the end of the nineties. Bands like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, etc. are far from emotive hardcore and are actually Pop Punk. Most people are tards and are too stubborn to believe the truth. Therefore, ignorance becomes widespread.
tardfuck; "0MG9g U War3 t1te pantz + b4ndz c0nc3rtz sh1rtz u iz s33n + 3m0 scene kids r g4yl0l!!!!111768716187!$*%$*$!"
me; "Emo equals emotive hardcore; genre of music. Do not stick false labels up on me or I shall be forced to eat your children. I wear what I like and listen to what I like. Please learn to speak English and go tan some where else."
me; "Emo equals emotive hardcore; genre of music. Do not stick false labels up on me or I shall be forced to eat your children. I wear what I like and listen to what I like. Please learn to speak English and go tan some where else."
by lauren dropkicks babies May 19, 2008