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Scanted

To have one's underwear forcibly tugged downwards to the ankles, against the wearer's will, Often carried out in the presence of a laughing audience. If done correctly, the scant would expose the victims genitalia to the audience, providing maximum embarrassment to the victim & maximum hilarity for the audience.
'Rab came up & scanted Paddy as he was delivering his talk on the Inca's in English class today, the class erupted in laughter at the size of Paddy's bobo'
by Scantfest July 24, 2022
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Statted

The work describing a dinosaur in ARK Survival Evolved with above average health, stamina, and weight points.
This rex is statted like crazy!!
by Tkob January 19, 2023
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Scatterdouche

When you're running around in circles, can't put down anything you pick so your hands are full, not getting anything accomplished, going backs, because you're that fuck tracked out high.
Chris and Shelly were at andrews al fucking day, going back and forth, around and around, on the same mission with no positive results. I swear them two are scatterdouche!
by Mr Badass February 15, 2023
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Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.
My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.
by C-leezy March 31, 2023
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Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023
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scatter laughs

Scatter laughs is when you laugh at something, think about it again and laugh again, then think about it again and laugh again.
Person 1: damn, your scatter laughs are interrupting class!

Person 2: fuck off
by soph_2121 September 19, 2023
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snatted

when you laugh too hard or just breathe out a little too much and you snat from your nose
i snatted on him
by billie's October 15, 2023
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