by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024
Get the Scandinavian Toilet mug.It's is an Irish Car Bomb, but instead of Bailey's and Jameson; the alcoholic uses coffee creamer and Fireball. Dropped into a tall lukewarm Guinness. Enjoy.
My Hee Haw Scandinavian milky amigo came to drink one night, and I suggested car bombs; he called me a pussy! He said real Scandinavian's drink like men. He sad try a Scandinavian Car Bomb; and now I feel like a domestic terrorist! Viva las Scandinavia!
by Jack Handy' Lingo January 13, 2026
Get the Scandinavian Car Bomb mug.When you’re driving during a winter storm and hit an icy patch causing the car to slide around. If you control it, it will dance around.
The roads were bad when I was driving back last night. The car and I were performing the Scandinavian Tango
by Car crash survivor 69 January 25, 2026
Get the Scandinavian Tango mug.Squeeze the fuck outta her vagina and then squeeze the fuck outta here pimples then lick under her toe nails then suck her tonsil stones then share the sludge with her father while the mother master baits and feed it to her dog.
Yo that fucker just gave me a Scandinavian squeeze while I was fuckin high as fuck goddamn fuckin damn
by stoke582 February 19, 2026
Get the Scandinavian Squeeze mug.When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength
Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength
by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026
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