santorectum

Gateway to colonoscopy.

1. Does toilet paper leave you bleeding? Then try a Kohler bidet -- gentle on your santorectum.

2. Bristol Palin drank too many wine coolers and woke up in a tent, her santorectum throbbing.

by Tony.97209 June 24, 2011

Santorum towel

A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Quick, grab me the Santorum towel before this gets all over.

by babycake & boo June 19, 2011

Rick Santorum

semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex

"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."

by Dev321 July 15, 2006

satoshi tajiri

The creator of Pokemon the anime and the game.

"It's Satoshi Tajiri the creator of Pokemon!"

by moses September 7, 2004

Rick Santorum

A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).

Rick Santorum hates freedom. Plain and simple.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 29, 2012

Satoshi style

The act of bending her over the arm of the couch in such a way that her hips are on the arm-rest and her face is close to, or touching the floor (depending on her height) and you then predece to smash from the back. If you're Italian, this will most likely lead to quick orgasm for her.

This position is named in honor of the legendary Satoshi Nakamoto aka Craig Wright.

My girl made killer chicken tacos so I made her squirt Satoshi style.

by ElectricalDaddyMac May 15, 2019

Jefry Santhosam

Jefry will always make you smile and lights up your day, leaving your heart bursting. He likes food and is giving, caring, and lovable. He’s probably born in 1980. He loves salmon belly, Japanese cheesecake, ovaltine macchiatos, and wagyu beef. He likes chocolate from Switzerland, but settles for Kinder Buenos as a replacement. His dream is to go to Turkey and see the hot air balloons. He knows few jokes and likes to walk.

He’s not very good in badminton. He’s the definition of happiness. He loves his little sister.

Jefry Santhosam :
The best kind of fries is a je-fries (jefry)

One can only hope to get a Jefry.

Get yourself a friend like Jefry and let him know you appreciate him.

by Famousamoscookies March 20, 2019