salad eating bitch 

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard

Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.

salad eating bitch by Wraen August 2, 2007

Salad Tossing 

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish

Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"

Salad Tossing by dom April 9, 2005

salad fingers 

Salad Fingers is basically the shit! The movies are so creepy and I love them. Everyone I know knows at least one line from every Salad Fingers movie, that's how awesome these movies are.

My tummy box feels broken

salad fingers by Austin-Lisa May 16, 2005

Salad Fingers 

Salad Fingers is not only the creepiest thing I may have ever seen in my entire life, but it is also the best as well. With quotes like:
"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is orgasmic..."

It's like, how could you NOT like it?

"Ooooh, that was a treat for the fingers."

Salad Fingers by Jason Taylor January 13, 2005

salad fingers 

Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.

I don't like this game...

Do you not like my mouth words?

salad fingers by Matt Hill February 21, 2005

salad toss boss 

The "Boss" of salad tossing. Is able to eat ass like no other, no matter how hairy or stinky said ass may be. Only a real Salad Toss Boss will have a STB tattoo.

He earned the Salad Toss Boss title after eating a bunch of stinky, hairy, dirty asshole and then bragging about it by getting an STB tattoo on his ass.

salad toss boss by burn0525 October 9, 2014

Salad Slapper 

An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)

"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"

(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"

Salad Slapper by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018