Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.

Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.

by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019

Lumberjack Salad

The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.

Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.

by Safd183 January 6, 2020

meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.

We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.

by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020

crip salad

a crip that calls all his fellow crip members using "cripp crippp" while eating salad

"That chick is so sexy"....... n thats on crip salad, Crippppp Crippppp"

by cripppppcripppppp February 22, 2021

TOSS A SALAD

to lick someone's asshole

'that bitch had her salad tossed'

by XANADUTN January 21, 2005

Salad toes

Likes salad dressing, salad toes is an it. It is very much like baby. In order to make baby, salad toes and abashockshalock have to be combine to make the ultimate child.

Abashockshalock+salad toes= baby

by Human person April 25, 2019

Nub Salad

An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.

Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!

by s3 November 4, 2012