oppai seijin

Person who loves big tits (esp. anime titties)

Pedestrian oppai fan: Bro did you play this god tier nukige called oppai academy?
Based loli enjoyer: I ain't no oppai seijin ya dipshit. I only play lolige.

by pyun pyun April 14, 2022

Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.

The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?

by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023

Captain Saicin

When you masturbate after handling hot peppers or other spicy foods, and burn your junk.

This can either be done by accident or on purpose.

(The name is derived from "Capsaicin", the active ingredient in peppers).

After making my extra-spicy salsa last night, I accidentally gave myself a Captain Saicin while jornkin' mah peantis.

by PyroDergn April 15, 2026