the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....
you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."
by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008
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Most people celebrate Halloween on October 31, but in my house it's called Swalloween and I enjoy the day more than I would by eating some candy!
by Holdin Macgroin January 20, 2009
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An unwanted pregnacy
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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"Hirundo rustica Linnaeus"
Status Common in summer. Breeds. Barn Swallows generally arrive in the second half of April (average 23 April, earliest 10 April). They are found throughout the province in summer, especially in farming districts. Gatherings of migrants are often seen from mid-August through mid-September, but stragglers are frequent in this species, routinely last seen in November (average 14 November, latest 30 November). One on the Halifax East Christmas Bird Count on 19 December 1981 was well beyond these limits, and a bird on Sable Island on 9 February 1969 was thoroughly unexpected.
2: After Giving a Blow-Job, the other partner swallows the semen.(or may choose to spit)
"Hirundo rustica Linnaeus"
Status Common in summer. Breeds. Barn Swallows generally arrive in the second half of April (average 23 April, earliest 10 April). They are found throughout the province in summer, especially in farming districts. Gatherings of migrants are often seen from mid-August through mid-September, but stragglers are frequent in this species, routinely last seen in November (average 14 November, latest 30 November). One on the Halifax East Christmas Bird Count on 19 December 1981 was well beyond these limits, and a bird on Sable Island on 9 February 1969 was thoroughly unexpected.
2: After Giving a Blow-Job, the other partner swallows the semen.(or may choose to spit)
by Tompkins April 26, 2006
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by Darksim August 24, 2014
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Hey Ted, when you and Janice hooked up the other night did you have to ask or was she just a natural swallow diver?
When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.
When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.
by Yodes III May 4, 2009
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Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow
If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle
Straight up out the water wit my Mark Jacob's goggles
Im fresher than a mufucka, yea Im a mufycka
No I wouldn't take ya girl but I should take her thong from her
Could you tell I love woman, like no other woman
Oh Im sorry sweetheart, I thought you were my other woman
Pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow
If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle
Straight up out the water wit my Mark Jacob's goggles
Im fresher than a mufucka, yea Im a mufycka
No I wouldn't take ya girl but I should take her thong from her
Could you tell I love woman, like no other woman
Oh Im sorry sweetheart, I thought you were my other woman
by slutty chel chel December 25, 2007
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