cock poop sundae

take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce

Hey man i dare you to swallow that cock poop sundae I left your mom..

by Fly humper February 23, 2010

funnel cake sundae

A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006

Chocolate Sundae Surprise

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.

Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.

by Stinky Rebel October 7, 2008

Hot Gooch Sundae

The act of performing anal sex followed by a swift punch to the gooch, causing the partner to shit hot fecal matter, proceeded by the one whos hittin dat ass cumming into the pile of fecal matter. Afterwards the fecal matter and cum combo is force fed to the partner for "dessert".

JIM: What the fuck Jarred, you should have asked before giving me a Hot Gooch Sundae.

by Devilukes, Platypus January 9, 2010

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

Hot Cock Sundae

Before getting a blowjob, dump melted chocolate all over your cock and nutsack, then add whipped cream on your pubic hairs and your cock, then add a cherry on the tip and have the girl lick it all off.

i had a huge hot cock sundae last night

by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011

Butt Plug Sundae

When you let a turd out but your arse is so fat that it gets stuck between the butt cheeks and won't budge.

Sarah: oh Mark, I've just delivered a butt plug sundae
Mark: shall I reach in and scoop it out?

by MMJK November 5, 2019