Suck my dick and call me nancy!

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009

suck her dick

The only advice a guy should give his guy friends about women.

Guy1: I don't know what to do man, I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me.

Guy2: Just "Suck Her Dick" dude.

by TrunchMuncher18 July 12, 2010

suck my dick bitch

1. An insult like fuck off. 2. A way to pick up bitch's on the street cause they horny and want to put their sticky ass cock in you moth and give you herpes.

1. You're so fucking annoying suck my dick bitch 2. You're looking fine come and suck my dick bitch.

by IDK CAUSE EVERY NAME IS TAKEN December 6, 2021

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)

Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

suck my dick

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'

Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!

by ladiessuckmydick August 13, 2018

Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016

suck my dick bitch

Recognizing a bitch or hoe and telling her to suck your dick

Hey Samantha Suck my dick bitch!

by OOH SPOOKY December 15, 2018