Stella Maris

A sick nunnery for hot chicks on the northern beaches. School for girls whose parents can’t quite afford superior education but have enough coin for a private school on the beaches. Due to lack of male presence Stella girls become incapable of associating with the male gender unless under the influence of alcohol and have multiple panic attacks at the sight of a St. Paul’s or st. Augustine’s male during daylight. Stella maris’ boy siblings tend to go to st Augustine’s college and St. Paul’s catholic college due to parents not so much wanting but needing their offspring to experience a private school education

Attending regular Stella maris mass’ is a must as Jesus is the only male Stella girls regularly associate with and talk to. Many Chinese exchange students come to Stella and laugh at the utter poorness as they walk around in gucci and Balenciaga on mufti days.
Boy: whose that chick hiding over there in the corner

Boy 2: must be a Stella Maris girl
by hotnbbitch May 30, 2019
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Stella Maris

Stella Maris is latin for "Star of the Sea", which is the title of the Virgin Mary.Brightness, beauty, and hope.
Oh my gosh! Look at you, you shine like a Stella Maris!
by wickedo July 7, 2008
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stella and isaac

Stella and Isaac are lovers that are soon to get married. Stella grabs Isaacs arm all day and makes him hold her feet. They want each other all the time
by Stella is a fella February 27, 2017
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Smelly Stella

She is very smelly. She hasnt washed her pussy is eight years.
Damn, whats that smell? Smelly Stella just came in the room.
by Stopreadingthis213 April 16, 2020
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stella artois

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.
Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.
by Danski November 5, 2003
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stella farts

farts the day after drinkin stella the night b4
u betta hold yr nose i got a bad case of stella farts 2day
by sum strange guy November 6, 2007
mugGet the stella fartsmug.

stella artois

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.
Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?
by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004
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