Related to the Skay, a stealth skay is used when a fear of being apprehended is present, or when one wishes to allow people to relish in the tanalising aromas of your skay. This is achieved by shitting behind the seat of the toilet, after which one lifts up the covering seat, blocking the view of said skay.
by Huh-tsard Altigee January 30, 2008
Hows it hanging John? I needed a massive shite this morning, but I went to the 4th floor to wreck those cunts in accounts bog instead of ours. I got in and out before anybody came in -it was quality Stealth Bombing.
by John Kebab February 27, 2010
Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sock is most oftem employed.
Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.
by Richard Puller April 22, 2005
1) When you slink off to secretly have sex with someone you shouldn't. Usually because you or they are in a relationship. Someone who stealth fucks is usually a stealthy fucker, and you can recognise them by the fact that they melt into shadows and you don't see them for hours.
2) When either or both parties are unsure if penetration has occured; a situation that only occurs with very loose women or very small men. Will always occur when the two are put together. Stealth fucking of this kind is often coupled with the question- "Is it in yet?"
2) When either or both parties are unsure if penetration has occured; a situation that only occurs with very loose women or very small men. Will always occur when the two are put together. Stealth fucking of this kind is often coupled with the question- "Is it in yet?"
1) "Jake's gone again! He was just here! Call his mobile. What? Switched off, eh? Bet he's gone off for a stealth fuck"
2) "Julie needs to tone up. I'm not satisfied with this stealth fucking nonsense"
2) "Julie needs to tone up. I'm not satisfied with this stealth fucking nonsense"
by MagickDio March 02, 2010
The embedding of a photograph or short video clip featuring any scantily clad woman in the exact middle of a Youtube video in order to produce a thumbnail with which to attract more viewers.
Hey, check out that video with that girl in the thumbnail, dude. Maybe she takes her top off.
Wait, nevermind, it's just a video of a cat getting a bath with a stealth babe in it.
Wait, nevermind, it's just a video of a cat getting a bath with a stealth babe in it.
by d killa feat. mc dj brontosaurus May 28, 2008
To approach an objective silently and undetected.
Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.
Usually the second.
Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.
Usually the second.
Stealth Mission? Bring the Rocket Launcher.
by Silenth32 March 22, 2019
A hug given via stealthy means, thus surprising the recipient. Stealth huggers sometimes approach from behind and often comes accompanied by a proceeding distraction and a following exclamation of "STEALTH HUG!"
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
Elite stealth huggers involve elaborate schemes to distract the recipient sometimes by involving an accomplice.
by thestumonkey January 17, 2014