jonesy special

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

by theButcher July 19, 2007

Clinton special

Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.

Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

bp special

The BP Special is a soft serving combined with premature ejaculation; Named after the man who made it famous.

- How did it go?
- I served her up another BP Special.

by Dr Aron January 23, 2015

Speedy special

When you put a line of cocaine on the top of a Monster can, snort it and then shotgun the whole can of Monster.

I did a speedy special at the party last night and thought I was gonna have a heart attack.

by Lordkeltic March 31, 2020

Strawberry Special

to forcefully shove your fingers into an intoxicated friend’s mouth, triggering their gag reflex to encourage them to vomit

"Dude, Hector is WASTED. You better give him the Strawberry Special"

by ThatGaryMG September 4, 2021

The Christmas Special

When it is around Christmas time and the radio stations are playing Christmas music 24/7, get into your buddy's car when he is not paying attention. Tune the radio into a Christmas station and crank the music up and shut the radio off. Next time he goes to start his car, Christmas music will be screaming out his speakers. Also can be called "The Christmas Jingle", "The Holiday Spirit", or "Leaving Somebody Jumping for Joy"

The Christmas special should be used mainly on people who are sensitive to loud noises, or people who hate Christmas music. However, it can be used on anybody as a good practical joke.

by greasymeatloaf December 3, 2009

The Gibson Special

The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.

Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.

by Captain, my ex-captain May 4, 2015