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Spam

1. A type of meat in a can. We aren't sure which one at this point.

2. Random words meant to annoy/take up lots of space in a chat room or email inbox.
1.

Joe: What kind of meat is this?
Bob: Spam.
Joe: That doesn't answer my question.

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by shvgcjsvdcjsgdcksdbkjvcssda vb February 2, 2012
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spam

1.SPecial hAM
you have to be special to eat it
2. an exceptionally large forehead. you have top slap the offender on the forehead whilst exclaiming 'SPAM!' at the top of your voice
3. A Vehicular accident
1.That window licker has Spam Sandwiches

2. SPAM! big forehead

3. You've spammed your motor you bummer
by Bummy Bummerson December 28, 2005
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Spam

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.
by StellaLuna1234 February 20, 2010
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spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"
He's got a big spam.
Spam!
by boring bastard 2 August 8, 2009
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spam

A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.
" Look mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No Johnny, that would be awful, just get some nice ham."
The words of a wise person.
by Decdude147 October 30, 2007
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Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.
When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.
by A7X forever September 10, 2010
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Spam

1: Some nasty shit that is supposedly "Ham" in a can.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.
Boy 1: Dude....what is that!?!

Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.

Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.
by Rackal June 26, 2009
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