Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Taco snorting

Eating tacos through one's nose

He won a taco snorting competition

by Lala-poopoo December 7, 2015

rumba rumba snort yip

sex, intercourse, fuck.

Do you want to rumba rumba snort yip with me tomarro?

by urmom101 August 25, 2007

Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.

KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you want.
Sheeshberry: Bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)

by KStax December 5, 2023

Reverse Soda Snorting

Laughing when drinking soda and shooting it out your nose, and the burning to follow is like hell fire in your nostrils

I was talking about sex related role-playing activities with my D&D group and one of my friends started reverse soda snorting

by BadDragonToysRUs October 2, 2020

giggle snorted

when someone laughs so hard they start snorting.

Shana laughed so hard at a joke i told her today, she giggle snorted.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008