SMH

Acronym, "suck my hand".

Will you please smh.

by Dr Hong Johnson April 17, 2017

smh

A slang term for "So Much Hype"

Person 1 "That party was so awesome!"
Person 2 "It was ok...smh"

by Mack status March 1, 2011

SMH

Meaning either "Suck My Hoe" or "Slap My Hoe" used when on person is angry at another and wants to fight so the person says SMH, and the angry person must slap his hoe (a.ka. bitch) or if someones in a sexual mood and is hitting on on person if that person says SMH, the sexual person must then suck his hoe.

Person 1: Come over here and fight me bitch!
Person 2: Well you can just SMH!
Person 1: *Slaps hoe
or,
Person 1: Hey what up baby?!
Person 2: wtf do you want?
Person 1: I wanna fuck.
Person 2: *Sighs, smh
Person 1: *Sucks hoe

by stopthathoe November 27, 2011

smh

So much hair.

M: I'm back
N: You took three hours...for a shower?
M: I was untangling my hair, it takes a long time.
N: smh
M: ._. ??

by Nathy-Bear June 21, 2011

smh

Smoking my hookah

Josh: Yeah man.... I'm smh!

by smhgirllll July 12, 2010

SMH

stole my heart

him: i ran all the way over here just to say i love you and please, don't go!
her: aww, you smh(:

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxynz March 10, 2011

sMH

So Many Hos (Ho plural)
This is usually used when girls are talking or starting drama in the presence of one or more guys

Girl 1: "And then she told me that he was sleeping with that bitch"

Girl 2: "I never thought she would do that"

Guy: "sMH"

by DaTweekaz October 30, 2011